I just received an email that had this as its signature.

Due to Presidential Executive Orders, the National Security Agency or the FBI may have read this e-mail without notice or warrant, and certainly without probable cause. As there no longer is any judicial or legislative oversight of such actions by the Executive Branch, if you wish to restore your rights and protect yourself, your only recourse is to call for the impeachment of the currently seated President.

I really need to add that my email signature. Fantastic.